by the fans for the fans

The show is awesome and the animation and music is bad ass, how can you not love it?

I love it to Death its so Metallllllllll

But i have a weak spot for Snakes and Barrells and Dr Roxxo the heavy metal clown (i do cocaine )lol

Awesome! I also like the new show Super jail, I'm mad because I missed the new episode tonight

but yeah metalocalypse is made of win
I love the way Toki and Sqwisgar talk lol

Toki Wartooth: [gasps] What's this place called?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: This is, I believes called, Food Libraries. Food Libraries.
Toki Wartooth: Food Library.
Pickles The Drummer: [yells] It's called a Grocery Store, you douchebags!
[regular volume]
Pickles The Drummer: I'm sorry about 'douchebags'. I got low blood sugar.
Nathan Explosion: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like all the regular jack-offs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish.
[yells]
Nathan Explosion: And don't just buy booze! That ain't food.
William Murderface: What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Toki Wartooth: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
William Murderface: [yells] Yeah!
Toki Wartooth: Wowee!

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Nathan Explosion: And don't just buy booze! That ain't food.
William Murderface: What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

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Nathan Explosion: We will make everything metal, we will make it blacker then the blackest black times infinity.

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Toki Wartooth: WOOOOWWW. What is dis Place?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: I think is called Fooood Library...
Toki Wartooth: Fooooood Liiibraaryyy...
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Fooooood Liiibraaryyy...
Pickles the Drummer: IT'S A GROCERY STORE YOU DOUCHEBAGS! I'm sorry about 'douchebags,' I got low blood sugar.

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Pickles the Drummer: By the power of the holiest of evils, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!

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Toki Wartooth: What's this place called?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

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Nathan Explosion: We are here to make coffee metal... We will make everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity!

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Nathan Explosion: We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity

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Pickles the Drummer: [pushing a cart full of liquor bottles] Say, chief, this stuff good for soup?
Grocery Store Clerk: No.
Pickles the Drummer: Ahhh-ah! That's a yes!

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Toki Wartooth: [Toki and Skwisgaar are grocery shopping] Who is "wal... nuts?"
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [Skwisgaar surreptitiously throws a box of tampons into Toki's cart] Uh, hey Toki, look inside of your basket.
[his voice barely conceals his amusement]
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Guess why's you're in such a crappy mood: you have ladies' tampons... unside of it! And you buy them for yourself - go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems!
Toki Wartooth: YOU lady, Skwisgaar!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: NO, I'M NOT!

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf: All of our chefs, they has died a horrible death. What of that’s do you t'ink?
Jean-Pierre: I would rather have my brains scooped out with a melon baller than to miss the opportunity to deliver the various cheese snacks to my beloved Dethklok.

ahahah thats a classic

Swisgar: I have music disclexia i do not wish to talks about it lol

lmao yeah that's a good one

heres some clips off youtube

God i love being motivated

heres another good one



*edit* found another



couldnt find any clips from DethOcean, that's another great episode

Metal for Fish

MY FAVORIT ONE IS THE KITTIE EPESODE



THAT WAS FUNNY WITH THE FANS GETTING IT FROM TH EKITTIES.


HEHEHE

Wayward kitties are evil

ps: Hey Penguins i got your dang cold now thanks lol