The Anti Twilight Leauge

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The Anti Twilight Leauge was created by Last_Valk_Standing

Ok I wasn't going to do this but now after my ENTIRE class AND Teaching Staff started a freaking Team Edward Groupie thing and i hear nothing BUT TWILIGHT THIS AND TWILIGHT THAT.

Now the ultimate crime... My fionce's friend during a visit to her forced her against her will to read it....


It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers! Don't give in! DO NOT SUBMIT! It will CONTAMINATE YOUR BRAIN!!!!!




...i'm alone....must contact survivors.... Don't go to sleep.. that is how they get you.. BEWARE BOOKS PRESENTED IN COVER JACKETS! IT COULD BE TWILIGHT IN DISGUISE!.
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Replied by LadyGrimes on topic Re:The Anti Twilight Leauge

I warned you :X
lucky for me when I tried reading it, it began to kill my brain cells, so I stopped.

Twilight is the worst disaster of a series, and with all these
movies, it's just going to get worse.
the fact that girls are obsessed with the character of Edward is pathetic enough...
he's not in love with Bella, it's lust and obsession
and the fact that he stalks her day and night is just creepy
but these damn fan girls read this shit and swoon over the idea of having someone just like him.

And DON'T even get me started on the sparkly faggot skin

Stephanie Meyer created a monster, that's for sure.

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Replied by Viper on topic Re:The Anti Twilight Leauge

We at the 'Twilight' Recover Center have come up with a comprehensive and non-invasive therapy regimen, intended to relieve those people afflicted with "Twilight"-itis.

We start the regimen with several classic films starring Bela Lugosi. If,in extreme cases, Lugosi doesn't quite have the desired impact, we progress to Hammer films. Christopher Lee seems to have a similar effect.

From there we move onto modern yet classy media.

We start with a full immersion into all three seasons of 'Forever Knight', and follow it up with a viewing of 'Interview with a Vampire'.

Our results are, more often than not, successful.

FIGHT THE POWER!!! DOWN WITH TWILIGHT!
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Replied by mage on topic Re:The Anti Twilight Leauge

WE MUST FIGHT THE FAGGORTY OF TWILIGHT. BURN THE BOOKS, SMASH THE DVDS, ERASE THIS SHITSTAIN OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE! *takes a breather*

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mage wrote:

WE MUST FIGHT THE FAGGORTY OF TWILIGHT. BURN THE BOOKS, SMASH THE DVDS, ERASE THIS SHITSTAIN OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE! *takes a breather*

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Replied by mage on topic Re:The Anti Twilight Leauge

...forced to read it.

not even with a gun to my head would i have glimpsed into the cancer thriving in those pages
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Replied by Last_Valk_Standing on topic Re:The Anti Twilight Leauge

Together we can rid the world of this scourge one paper back at a time.. but what to do with this cullinism... This is indeed a dark threat...








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Replied by LadyGrimes on topic Re:The Anti Twilight Leauge

mage wrote:

...forced to read it.

not even with a gun to my head would i have glimpsed into the cancer thriving in those pages


The only way I'd read twilight is if the audio book was done by Christopher Walken XD

that would be hilarious


and yes
DOWN WITH TWILIGHT!


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Replied by Last_Valk_Standing on topic Re:The Anti Twilight Leauge

hey i'll take a few SNL spoofs of Twilight... but that is as far as i go.













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lol


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