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focusfate wrote:

LadyGrimes wrote:

focusfate wrote:

LadyGrimes wrote: Gotta admit the cold feels good on my head. and you want to know something funny that happened to me last night/early this morning?

Well for some reason when I get drunk I get hungry, weird right? So I made some hotdogs in my toaster oven but when I went to put ketchup on them I wasn't paying attention to the angle of the bottle and ended up squirting it all over the crotch of my pants lmao

I think I just stood there laughing like an idiot before I realized what I had just done. Thank god these pants are dark too.

Oh man, drinking and hotdogs. It's an American past time!

Years back a buddy of mine and I decided it would be a great idea to break in my new apartment by day drinking all day. Well for some reason when you get drunk you get hungry and we decided to make some hot dogs.

Next thing I remember is waking up with smoke everywhere, my buddy is passed out on the bed. Hot dogs burning to hell.

We still don't know if we passed out from the drinking or the smoke inhalation

Oh my god that is hilarious lmao and I'm glad to know it's not just me who gets hungry after drinking lol
But because of that I have made many messes in my kitchen. I'm so glad I decided not to make a whole pizza then, cause I was so tempted to because of my cravings.

I'm literally sad you didn't make a whole pizza for your drunk self. That's some kind of self-abuse.

Well its probably a good thing I didn't lol cause after the hotdogs I felt so sick I had to lay down and ofc I passed out then. I think with the whole pizza it might've come back up.

I actually ended up having pizza tonight. So I no longer have to imagine living vicariously through you.

focusfate wrote: I actually ended up having pizza tonight. So I no longer have to imagine living vicariously through you.

LOL I did too. I just made the same one I almost ended up having last night.

LadyGrimes wrote:

focusfate wrote:

LadyGrimes wrote:

focusfate wrote:

LadyGrimes wrote: Gotta admit the cold feels good on my head. and you want to know something funny that happened to me last night/early this morning?

Well for some reason when I get drunk I get hungry, weird right? So I made some hotdogs in my toaster oven but when I went to put ketchup on them I wasn't paying attention to the angle of the bottle and ended up squirting it all over the crotch of my pants lmao

I think I just stood there laughing like an idiot before I realized what I had just done. Thank god these pants are dark too.

Oh man, drinking and hotdogs. It's an American past time!

Years back a buddy of mine and I decided it would be a great idea to break in my new apartment by day drinking all day. Well for some reason when you get drunk you get hungry and we decided to make some hot dogs.

Next thing I remember is waking up with smoke everywhere, my buddy is passed out on the bed. Hot dogs burning to hell.

We still don't know if we passed out from the drinking or the smoke inhalation

Oh my god that is hilarious lmao and I'm glad to know it's not just me who gets hungry after drinking lol
But because of that I have made many messes in my kitchen. I'm so glad I decided not to make a whole pizza then, cause I was so tempted to because of my cravings.

I'm literally sad you didn't make a whole pizza for your drunk self. That's some kind of self-abuse.

Well its probably a good thing I didn't lol cause after the hotdogs I felt so sick I had to lay down and ofc I passed out then. I think with the whole pizza it might've come back up.

My pizza is so good you'd re-eat it.

Alpha Bravo wrote:

LadyGrimes wrote:

focusfate wrote:

LadyGrimes wrote:

focusfate wrote:

LadyGrimes wrote: Gotta admit the cold feels good on my head. and you want to know something funny that happened to me last night/early this morning?

Well for some reason when I get drunk I get hungry, weird right? So I made some hotdogs in my toaster oven but when I went to put ketchup on them I wasn't paying attention to the angle of the bottle and ended up squirting it all over the crotch of my pants lmao

I think I just stood there laughing like an idiot before I realized what I had just done. Thank god these pants are dark too.

Oh man, drinking and hotdogs. It's an American past time!

Years back a buddy of mine and I decided it would be a great idea to break in my new apartment by day drinking all day. Well for some reason when you get drunk you get hungry and we decided to make some hot dogs.

Next thing I remember is waking up with smoke everywhere, my buddy is passed out on the bed. Hot dogs burning to hell.

We still don't know if we passed out from the drinking or the smoke inhalation

Oh my god that is hilarious lmao and I'm glad to know it's not just me who gets hungry after drinking lol
But because of that I have made many messes in my kitchen. I'm so glad I decided not to make a whole pizza then, cause I was so tempted to because of my cravings.

I'm literally sad you didn't make a whole pizza for your drunk self. That's some kind of self-abuse.

Well its probably a good thing I didn't lol cause after the hotdogs I felt so sick I had to lay down and ofc I passed out then. I think with the whole pizza it might've come back up.

My pizza is so good you'd re-eat it.

I wish I could eat pizza...

My coworker had pizza delivered to the office today. I was so jealous.

Now I'm at a client's site sitting in a server room dreaming about pizza and wondering when this electrician is supposed to show up...





Did I mention I want pizza?

focusfate wrote: My coworker had pizza delivered to the office today. I was so jealous.

Now I'm at a client's site sitting in a server room dreaming about pizza and wondering when this electrician is supposed to show up...





Did I mention I want pizza?

You might find this hard to believe as I do but my one friend from Cali HATES pizza. He says its disgusting and those of us who like it should feel ashamed lol. This is the same friend who thinks 60 degrees is "freezing" So I told him if I ever come over there I'm going to fill his truck with pizzas and then bury that truck in snow so he can dig it out and get the real experience

Or' I'll just ship him a heart shaped pizza that says "eat me"

luckily whenever hes in my chat me and my other friend Nick will spam pizza gifs and pics to annoy him.